The Countriest Country

NEON’S BURNIN’, BUDWEISER’S COLD
OL’ JIM AT THE BAR KNOWS TO LEAVE ME ALONE
THERE’S ONLY ONE MORE THING I NEED
AND I’LL BE HAPPY AS A HEART BROKE MAN CAN BE

(CHORUS)
PLAY ME THE COUNTRIEST COUNTRY
‘CAUSE I’M THE LONELINEST LONELY
SHE’S THE GONEST GONE
DID ME THE WRONGEST WRONG
I’M THE BLUEST KIND OF BLUE A MAN CAN BE
YEAH THE HONKINEST HONKY TONK
IS WHERE THE HURTINEST HEARTS BELONG
I’M IN THE SMOKIEST BAR
JUST NEED THE SADDEST GUITAR
TO PLAY THE COUNTRIEST COUNTRY

THE GUY ON THE STAGE IS SINGIN’ HAPPY SONGS
BUT THEY AIN’T GOT THE TWANG AND IT’S HITTIN’ ME WRONG
YEAH GIMME SOME LEAVIN’ MISERY AND TEARS
NOW THAT’D BE SWEET MUSIC TO MY EARS

(CHORUS)

(FINAL HALF CHORUS)
ALMOST EVERYTHING’S RIGHT
FOR THE LONELINEST NIGHT
NOW ALL I NEED
IS THE COUNTRIEST COUNTRY