DOG BEERS

Gregg Caraway and Jon Robbin

Red Boat Records

Lyrics

ONE BEER TWO BEERS THREE BEERS FOUR
KNOCK ONE BACK, ORDER SOME MORE
SOMEBODY MIGHT SAY I OUGHTA SLOW DOWN
I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON THE WAY YOU COUNT

SOME MIGHT THINK I’VE HAD PLENTY
SOME MIGHT BELIEVE I’M GETTING DRUNK
BY SOME PEOPLE’S COUNT I’VE HAD TOO MANY
BUT IN DOG BEERS I’VE ONLY HAD ONE

ONE BEER IS SEVEN BEERS COUNTING LIKE THAT
YOU’RE STILL ON YOUR FIRST WHEN YOU’VE HAD A SIX PACK
A SIX PACK NOW HAS FOURTY TWO
AND A WHOLE CASE COMES TO -AW, SCREW IT

SOME MIGHT THINK I’VE HAD PLENTY
SOME MIGHT BELIEVE I’M GETTING DRUNK
BY SOME PEOPLE’S COUNT I’VE HAD TOO MANY
BUT IN DOG BEERS I’VE ONLY HAD ONE

DOG BEERS
ITS A DIFFERENT WAY OF THINKING
BUT HEY DON’T KNOCK IT
DOG BEERS
ITS JUST BEER DRINKING
WITH HILLBILLY LOGIC

SOME MIGHT THINK I’VE HAD PLENTY
SOME MIGHT BELIEVE I’M GETTING DRUNK
BY SOME PEOPLE’S COUNT I’VE HAD TOO MANY
BUT IN DOG BEERS I’VE ONLY HAD ONE